Love those isms!

Whilst I was spending WAY too much time reading a blog this morning, Eli began banging his head so hard against the back of the couch it made a picture in the next room rattle. (Yes he is that kind of child.) I was beginning to go nuts so I said:
"Eli stop doing that please"
"Eli stop that now!"
"ELI I'M GONNA SHORTEN YOUR LIFE SIGNIFICANTLY IF YOU DON'T STOP DOING THAT RIGHT NOW!"
(he stops)
"But Momma, I wanna swing my penis around."
Wha???
Ok don't really want to know what that meant exactly...boys are ummm, interesting at times.

And I really did spend like 900 years at her blog...it's always a fun place to go. I love Megan, she is hilarious & sometimes makes me laugh so hard I say OHMYGRANNY just cos' I can't help it. Plus I'm dyin' to win a contest. Just one. Pretty please??